I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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