love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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