I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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