'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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