On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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