I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
you never un-have a 4some
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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