we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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