I cockslap morals
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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