Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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