the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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