I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
im on a boat
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