..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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