We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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