My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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