guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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