Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Gay?
German.
Pity.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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