Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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