We're like a lot better than the average bears
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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