How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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