Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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