just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
