If i come over, it means nothing
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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