Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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