The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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