I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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