is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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