Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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