He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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