This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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