Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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