whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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