Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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