Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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