Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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