i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
this will be a night to untag.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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