well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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