I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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