You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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