found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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