I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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