I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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