I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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