Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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