if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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