Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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