Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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