i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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