Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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