can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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