you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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