new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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